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Message From: Tomas Kabbabe \[fb.com\] Sent: 10/2/2020 5:08:30 AM To: Calvin \[fb.com\]; Tomas Kabbabe \[fb.com\] Subject: Message summary \[{"otherUserFbId":100021634447003,"threadFbId":null}\] Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 19:50:20 PDT): > congrats on the yankees dude Calvin (10/01/2020 20:54:45 PDT): > Haha yesterday's game was brutal to watch. One series down. 2 more until we meet Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 20:55:10 PDT): > Dodgers looking good so far Calvin (10/01/2020 20:55:34 PDT): > Yeah looks that way Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 20:55:51 PDT): > even Kershaw!!! Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 20:55:59 PDT): > Maybe the lack of crowd helps him Calvin (10/01/2020 20:56:08 PDT): > Did he finally get his first win? Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 20:56:24 PDT): > He's pitching tonight Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 20:56:32 PDT): > 5IP, 8K, OR Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 20:56:35 PDT): > so far Calvin (10/01/2020 20:56:51 PDT): > So far so good Calvin (10/01/2020 20:57:27 PDT): > Let me tune in Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 20:57:34 PDT): > I'm currently shopping for Dodgers baby onesies Calvin (10/01/2020 20:57:41 PDT): > Lol Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 20:57:49 PDT): > While I watch the game and request mid-cycle for my 12 reports Calvin (10/01/2020 20:58:04 PDT): > Omg. Glad not a manager Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 20:59:03 PDT): > Yeah, and when your reports are managers you have to also reach out to the skips for upward mid point Tomas Kabbabe sfeir (10/01/2020 20:59:11 PDT): > DON'T EVER DO IT Calvin (10/01/2020 20:59:16 PDT): > Lol Calvin (10/01/2020 20:59:22 PDT): > Yeah I knew that Calvin (10/01/2020 20:59:28 PDT): > 😜 Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 20:59:44 PDT): > You were always the smartest for sure Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 20:59:53 PDT): > There's no turning back for me Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:00:02 PDT): > I would fail miserably as an IC now Calvin (10/01/2020 21:00:07 PDT): > Develin did it Calvin (10/01/2020 21:00:09 PDT): > Lol Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:00:17 PDT): > yeah and he left like a couple months in Calvin (10/01/2020 21:00:43 PDT): > Do you know how to use vs code? Calvin (10/01/2020 21:00:53 PDT): > Or are you still on atom? Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:01:04 PDT): > no vs code for me Calvin (10/01/2020 21:01:04 PDT): > 😆 Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:01:25 PDT): > Dude I can barely use excel these days Calvin (10/01/2020 21:01:31 PDT): > Hahahaha Calvin (10/01/2020 21:01:38 PDT): > But calendar tool Calvin (10/01/2020 21:01:43 PDT): > Expert mode Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:01:47 PDT): > fuck yeah Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:01:52 PDT): > you have no idea Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:01:55 PDT): > and quip Calvin (10/01/2020 21:02:12 PDT): > You are a PM? Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:02:22 PDT): > my backchanneling skills are also expert mode Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:02:55 PDT): > That's the most surprising part of my job tbh Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:02:58 PDT): > Maybe it's IG Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:03:28 PDT): > Or maybe the amount of backchanneling always existed when you have reviews with Adam and co and I was blissfully unaware before Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:03:59 PDT): > But I spent an enormous amount of time just teeing shit up for Tamar or Roberto whenever there's a review with Adam * * * Calvin (10/01/2020 21:04:08 PDT): > Yeah. That's all FB leadership meetings Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:04:16 PDT): > BC mostly data is misrepresented or the POV not expressed Calvin (10/01/2020 21:04:32 PDT): > Pre meetings for meetings Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:04:55 PDT): > yah dude, insane Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:05:06 PDT): > my Eco team is still like the happiest place on Earth Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:05:22 PDT): > But all the product teams are brutal Calvin (10/01/2020 21:05:54 PDT): > Haha. Sounds like an upsell Calvin (10/01/2020 21:06:09 PDT): > Recruiting skills are high too Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:06:15 PDT): > hahaha Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:06:22 PDT): > I wasn't even thinking about that Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:06:34 PDT): > I do this shit subconsciously now Calvin (10/01/2020 21:06:38 PDT): > It's second nature to you now Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:06:44 PDT): > lol exactly Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:06:55 PDT): > today I lost a bitter recruiting battle to gayatree Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:07:04 PDT): > Lasted like 6 weeks Calvin (10/01/2020 21:07:08 PDT): > Sounds like Jerrod is doing well Calvin (10/01/2020 21:07:26 PDT): > Wow must have been a great candidate Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:07:37 PDT): > I just can't compete with FB teams. They have all the HC so people choose them over IG 😂 Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:07:48 PDT): > He is! I'm so proud Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:07:54 PDT): > Kayla Reinherz Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:08:05 PDT): > A million people reached out to her Calvin (10/01/2020 21:08:14 PDT): > Oh cool Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:08:15 PDT): > Her top 2 were me and Gayatree Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:08:25 PDT): > no not cool :( * * * Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:08:36 PDT): > Anyway, Gayatree offered her Profile+ Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:08:47 PDT): > So Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:08:54 PDT): > There's no competing against that Calvin (10/01/2020 21:09:49 PDT): > That's was for jerrod Calvin (10/01/2020 21:10:01 PDT): > My work chat seems broken Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:10:02 PDT): > ah I see! Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:10:29 PDT): > Yeah we still have biweekly 1:1s even if he hasn't reported to me for 2 years Calvin (10/01/2020 21:11:05 PDT): > Sweet. Gotta have 30 mins for scotch Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:11:05 PDT): > He's like my child that gets in trouble but that I can help guide Calvin (10/01/2020 21:11:32 PDT): > Lol Calvin (10/01/2020 21:11:45 PDT): > I feel like the other kids have left Calvin (10/01/2020 21:12:19 PDT): > Moving on to bigger things 😊 Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:14:26 PDT): > Maya and Melissa are still in my team though! So no empty nest syndrome for me yet :) Calvin (10/01/2020 21:15:30 PDT): > Ah right Maya. Calvin (10/01/2020 21:15:58 PDT): > Melissa was after me Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:16:09 PDT): > superstar Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:16:20 PDT): > but decided to go the manager route too Calvin (10/01/2020 21:16:31 PDT): > Yeah I hear her during the quarterly Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:16:43 PDT): > she killed daisy dude Calvin (10/01/2020 21:17:14 PDT): > Daisy? Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:18:06 PDT): > Oh that's right. You're in WhatsApp Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:18:20 PDT): > Daisy is that project that hides likes Calvin (10/01/2020 21:18:26 PDT): > Ahhhh Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:18:34 PDT): > It's been a monumental nightmare for over a year * * * Calvin (10/01/2020 21:18:38 PDT): > That's great for teens Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:19:07 PDT): > Adam got us into a huge hole for announcing it publicly Calvin (10/01/2020 21:19:11 PDT): > Guess people never learn Calvin (10/01/2020 21:19:18 PDT): > Ugh Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:19:30 PDT): > And the test was a disaster Calvin (10/01/2020 21:19:39 PDT): > :( Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:19:50 PDT): > And people felt reeeeeaaaaaaaally passionately about Daisy one way or another Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:19:53 PDT): > It had to be killed Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:20:05 PDT): > Melissa infiltrated CDS and Research Calvin (10/01/2020 21:20:18 PDT): > Oh shit. It got killed? Calvin (10/01/2020 21:20:20 PDT): > Wow Calvin (10/01/2020 21:20:28 PDT): > That's what you are saying Calvin (10/01/2020 21:20:32 PDT): > Sorry, slow Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:20:37 PDT): > Well, because of Adam getting us into a hole, it can't be fully killed Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:20:46 PDT): > So, we'll create a "Daisy mode" Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:20:53 PDT): > Where you can opt in Calvin (10/01/2020 21:20:55 PDT): > Opt in Calvin (10/01/2020 21:21:01 PDT): > Yup yup Calvin (10/01/2020 21:21:22 PDT): > But expect no one will use it then Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:21:30 PDT): > exactly Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:21:35 PDT): > This is what's funny Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:21:44 PDT): > Everyone said that they loved it Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:21:53 PDT): > BC it's the virtuous thing to say Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:22:25 PDT): > But the tests were disastrous on engagement * * * Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:22:34 PDT): > And even sentiment was unmoved Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:23:14 PDT): > People would claim shit like "teens in Indonesia and Android on the 2018 cohort are positive on posting" Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:23:27 PDT): > Just looking for excuses to ship Calvin (10/01/2020 21:24:14 PDT): > Yeah the 5 people we talked to in qual research (biasedly selected) loved it Calvin (10/01/2020 21:24:19 PDT): > 😆 Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 21:24:38 PDT): > it was such a sensitive topic for research Calvin (10/01/2020 21:25:04 PDT): > Sounds like a reason to go to Indonesia!!! Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 22:04:36 PDT): > Dodgers advance! Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 22:05:04 PDT): > Dude, Kershaw was incredible Calvin (10/01/2020 22:05:13 PDT): > Yeah, congrats. Shitty base runner didn't help them Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 22:05:21 PDT): > 8IP, 3H, OR, 13K Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 22:05:33 PDT): > yeah it was embarrassing Calvin (10/01/2020 22:05:54 PDT): > Hopefully he blew all his good stuff before the yankees ws game Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 22:06:25 PDT): > I am 50%-50% between wanting a final against the yankees or the astros Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 22:06:35 PDT): > Like, I just want them to get into a major brawl Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 22:06:44 PDT): > fuck the astros so much Calvin (10/01/2020 22:07:28 PDT): > Haha Calvin (10/01/2020 22:07:41 PDT): > Ok we'll get Astros first Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 22:07:55 PDT): > I hope you rough the fuck out of them Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 22:08:14 PDT): > Astros and As already had a major brawl in the regular season Tomas Kabbabe Sfeir (10/01/2020 22:08:21 PDT): > And they are playing each other now Calvin (10/01/2020 22:08:30 PDT): > Lol yeah will be interesting